Rabu, 23 April 2014

Cubaan Satu

4 ulasan:
Selain dari menjadi full-time asshole, aku juga part-time pathetic.

Antara moment pathetic aku ialah bila aku cuba jadi kelakar.



Natalie: (baca surat khabar) Oh wow dude you won't believe this!

Aku: What?

Natalie: A woman stabbed her boyfriend, in the chest, with her 5-inch-heel stiletto!

Aku: Well...I
guess you can say...
his wound will definitely..
need some time to... "HEEL".

Get it? Get it?

Ehek.

Ehek.

Ehek.

Natalie: O....kay (?) (Hati berbisik: Sumpah kau tak lawak sial)



Yup.

Aku patut tikam diri sendiri.